Foxworthy on Washington State

THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT LIVING IN WASHINGTON STATE:


If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you live in Washington.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Washington.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the
wrong number, you live in Washington.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in
Washington.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day,you live in Washington.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
doors unlocked, you live in Washington.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over 8 layers of
clothes, you live in Washington.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80, and
everyone is still passing you, you live in Washington.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow and ice, you live in Washington.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction, you live in Washington.



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